So I had a moment today, thought Id share it with the world and Twitter wont do a long enough story, so it's on here... While walking outside near the street I seriously thought about having a car run directly into me for two reasons.
1) I want to experience what if feels like to just bash into a windshield after a car hits you and like roll over the top and onto the ground...Must be the superhero in me...
2) So I wouldn't have to turn in my chemistry project or do my second teaching lesson.
Number two bothers me because it tells me I would endanger my life and/or risk a life of paralysis just so I didn't have to do a couple assignments... College is getting to me.
Here is one of my MSterpieces.
Ok so I got a drunkality ID, straight out of my annals of my life. Ok so, Drunkality: Dancing with some hottie, spitting some mad game and of she is way into me. Drunkality: She is creeped out and turns to her friend and says; "Save Me!"
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